Augustus Gloop! Like the other Oompa Loompas' songs, most of the lyrics are taken from the original Charlie & The Chocolate Factory novel, with some getting slightly altered. Augustus no! Stay away from the chocolate waterfall Mrs. Gloop Mr. Wonka, he's just a little peckish Augustus Just one more handful Willy Wonka Augustus please Augustus Mr. Wonka it's wunderbar, ah aaahhhhhh *splash* Willy Wonka Oh dear. But don't, dear children, be alarmed; Augustus Gloop will not be harmed, It serves as Augustus' exit song and the Oompa Loompas' entrance song. Auf Wiedersehen Augustus Gloop(The Oompa Loompa song/Auf Wiedersehen Augustus Gloop in the Broadway version) is the third song in Act 2 of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory the musical. we cried, 'The time is right, To send him shooting up the pipe! The song begins when Augustus ignores Willy … Quick bring down the diversionary plumbing Mr. Salt Dear god Wonka, what in heavens name is th... Mr. Beauregard "Augustus Gloop" … The great big greedy nincompoop! Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop! Lyrics to Augustus Gloop by Danny Elfman from the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory [Original Motion Picture Soundtrack] album - including song video, artist biography, translations and more! So big and vile So greedy, foul, and infantile 'Come on!' It is a darkly humorous polka song about how Augustus Gloop will be boiled into fudge.